stunningpicture:

Took a picture of a man and daughter at a coffee shop to show them what they would look like in 10 years

stunningpicture:

Took a picture of a man and daughter at a coffee shop to show them what they would look like in 10 years

(via standupandkeepgoing)

medschoolapplicant:

Today I’m wearing a nice dark shade of exhaustion under my eyes.

(via standupandkeepgoing)

levis-short-ass:

lyndseyls:

yourtubes:

I genuinely apologize for how I looked in middle school

and high school

and now

(via standupandkeepgoing)

vernondaviscrying:

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD

(via beyoncebeytwice)

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

stunningpicture:

There’s a duck on my sunroof.

(via damn-funny)

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

sheik:

everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban

image

come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds

image

GOD DAMN IT

image

i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much

(Source: classicsnake, via beyoncebeytwice)

stoleyogirl:

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

stoleyogirl:

britneyjeanofficial:

teacher in the back trying to hold back her tears

(Source: notpornstars, via orgasmic-humor)

unofficiallyjuni:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

The bravest woman on Earth.

I love her. Forever reblog.

(via standupandkeepgoing)

youngparis:

Cocoon and Evolved Metallic Mechanitis Butterfly Chrysalis from Costa Rica

(via standupandkeepgoing)

// At the groceries store//

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via standupandkeepgoing)

australiansanta:

nervously talkin to someone really attractive like

image

(via rhydonmyhardon)

  • Me:

    did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?

  • Mom:

  • Me:

    I mean it has mixed fabrics.

  • Me:

    According to the bible, that's a sin.

  • Mom:

    show me where it says that

  • Me:

    levictus 19:19

  • "'Keep my decrees.

  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.

  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.

  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

  • Mom:

  • Mom:

  • Mom:

    well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell

  • Me:

    so why are people doing that with homosexuality

diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

diamoncls:

I FUCKED UP

(via foreverasdfghjkl)

just-gypsy-caroline:

dangergays:

My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”

I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.

She hates flies.

I like the sound of your grandmother.

(via siddrama)

Jess. 18. Kiwi living in Australia. Follow me on instagram @_jessgrover snapchat me jess_grover95 add me on facebook Jess Grover