I’m going to murder you a thousand times.

(Source: karens-gillans, via okayes)

tsukishimake1:

my favorite tidbit about rome is that in the mid-1800s one of the popes didnt like the statues in rome having dicks so he ordered them knocked off. fast forward to the last decade or so and art historians in conjunction with the vatican are trying to erm. restore. the statues. but the dicks were just. kept in a box. so art historians are going around rome, with a box of dicks, trying to match them up to their owner.

(via okayes)

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

theleeryone:

broughttoyoubytheletterq:

*seductively* water makes me wet

you are a dude

maybe you arent aware how water works

(via okayes)

communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

(via okayes)

johnnotegbert:

icingpacket:

braginskey:

why do people have like 74973 different names for these

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looking through the notes for this post is hilarious bc everyone has a different name they insist is the only one

you have your contenders:

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you have your hispanohablantes:

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you have your homestucks:

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and you have this guy:

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Anonymous said: first day of school outfit ideas???

flowerette:

lingerie encrusted with $6,000 worth of swarovski crystals and a floor length faux fur coat

Working on this stupid essay.
Said every college student, when asked what they are doing that night  (via deanspanties)

(Source: imnotbrokejusttbent, via okayes)

heritance:

I never understood why society always feels the need to demonize one body type to lift up another.

(via okayes)

pancakemilkshake:

suspend:

i hope iphone 6 is a flip phone

It’s 2 iPhones connected with a hinge and when you close it both screens smack together and crack.

(via orgasmic-humor)

samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

(via purpleombre)

expllcit:

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy” 

it’s in words

(via purpleombre)

peoplemagazine:

he’s so proud

(Source: cantdisguise, via purpleombre)

(Source: niehaus-vause, via purpleombre)

magik0rp:

Bitch please, I can totally match Ariana Grande’s vocal range. Just throw a cockroach at me

(via foreverasdfghjkl)

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails
b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

hellhoundsonthehunt:

paradoxicallygrey:

sincereglomp:

a) how will you cut your nails

b) how will you remove it

c) Why would you do this

d) what made them decide 53 was the place to stop

(Source: melaninacorpse, via kimkardashingthroughtthesnow)

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