Sometimes i am Bob, sometimes i am Linda.

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sixpenceee:

guykneecologist:

This.

omfg reblogging till the end of time

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fruitcrocs:

fruitcrocs:

i love it when i cook stuff for myself bc like i’ve just cooked pasta and yee bitch look at me providing for myself i could totally make it in this world it’s almost as if i have my life together

i take this back the pasta was shit i’m falling apart

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earthdad:

neptunain:

I love this so much

austin bieber

earthdad:

neptunain:

I love this so much

austin bieber

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laterinthecaveoflesbians:

nepetalast:

sheyna-sterling:

pissy-little-aquarius:

why are parents allowed to yell and scream at their children and call them names and just make them feel like shit in general…

but when kids try to defend themselves…. its disrespectful?

what kind of fucking shit parents do you have

is this a new thing to you

Man you are one lucky son of a saint if you’ve never felt that. Give your mom a foot rub.

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gelatins:

by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime

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checkhunter:

Follow for more average-looking selfies and hysterical posts made by other people

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ghostwriters-r-us:

nelly-nc:

l-ibellule:

austin-n-oli:

Confession: I have a friend who likes to text me at like 4am when he’s had nightmares or he can’t sleep or he just needs a friend. He thinks I’m always awake at 4am but really I go to bed around 12am and I change his text-tone to the loudest one I have just so it wakes me up when he needs me.

you’re the kind of friend everyone needs

could use a friend like this

I have like seven people I do this for.

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kimpissible:

teacher: okay class we are going to go around and introduce ourselves

me: image

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zerie:

shots fired

zerie:

shots fired

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